THE DARKHIVE

It's time to dim down the lights and snap our fingers. Alright, I promised from the very getgo there would be...

What horrible danger has been unleashed upon the Earth? What is this mysterious form that lingers ominously in the...

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Welcome, salutations, and hello. Is it really that exciting to be reading the first post of this journal? If you said...

Crack open the Mountain Hollar!  I've won my first Award! Evidently you minions love my rants so much that you've...

I'm back home in the dorm at the GodQuad. Jones is back to sleeping on the floor in the common room, and Waylon lives...

For all you who care, this has been a pretty rough week for gamers.  Bill Gates repetitivly poked at Nintendo of...

Don't know who to vote for?  Then don't! Think you already have a firm decision?  Forget it! Everyone seems so hot and...

It all started out okay, but over the past few years, it's gotten out of hand. Today, wherever you go, you cannot...

Well, it seems like image hotel mysteriously vanished, taking my artwork with it. I'll be looking for a more reliable...

Well, since my posts have been getting less and less frequent, allow me to remind you what's been going on. I've been...

So I spent the holiday weekend working at Save Alot. This is not a complaint. I've been asked every day to stay later,...

Well, it seems like my image hosting theory worked like a charm. The only "damage" is the link to the website that is...

John Mayer is a sell out little prick. Here, I will prove it. And he sings his songs like captain kirk. “John Mayer is...

Let's do this like a professional. My hypothesis is that girls don't like nice guys, they'd rather have guys who treat...

It's never to late to start. Last night, I wittnessed the birth of a gamer. Though how it initiated has been clouded...

For those of you who tend to keep up with important news and discoveries, you'll know that more and more people are...

The brave and wise, and all mighty Anonymous wrote, "Well link head I guess you'll never change. You're just really...

Suddenly I've been receiving a bit of spam, about 30 instances a day. Just for kicks, I opened one, first scanning it...

Sorry there Bro's and Dudes and Dawgs.  Allow me to pass out some soft double ply tissues with Aloe, and some...

I hate this place. This morning, I was woken up by my mom stomping around infront of my door muttering to herself how...

I downloaded the demo of Farcry, the new what looks to be standard for first person shooters on the PC.  Unfortunatly,...

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Hey hey, good news! It seems that good old Save Alot cannot fit me into their schedule just yet. That means I'm home...

Alright, it's been a while. Actually, I wrote an entry a few days ago, but for whatever reason it didn't get submited....

Another weekend, another 40 CDs added to my collection, and another retarded research paper.  This one was supposed to...

Dear Nosey Journal Readers. It is evident to me that you can't get enough of my entries. Some of you leave a...

This is a story about the little boy who was given so much work, he flipped, snapped, and torn down an entire college...

I was actually going to treat you all to a little song. But no. That would be forgiving of me. Instead, let me...

This entry is going to start with an example. Apparently, some girls need lots and lots of attention, from EVERYBODY....

I can't believe it took me so long to actually initiate a relationship with this title. Being the Nintendo fanboy I...

(cue a driving country kinda tune on a bass guitar) This is a story about a girl I'm friends with When I see her...

This is so bad. This is worse than making fun of the illiterate. Ha. I can say that, because anyone to take offense...

After an achingly long 45 minute drive, and a horrid cleansing excursion done over to the dorm room, I have finally...

So in just one more sleep, I will be on my way back to college. It has been a long week. Let's recite what has...