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This is My Story
Christopher Lynk is an Earthborn human living in upstate New York. Refusing to be limited by these handicaps, Lynk strives to forge his own success through self-mentoring and XP grinding. This awkward protagonist, complete with a weird sense of humor, sarcastic disposition, and quixotic vision, is a work in progress.
- Intelligence
- Charisma
- Strength
- Wisdom
- Will
- Confidence
My Focused Skills
The following are the attributes that I am honing in, as well as my proficiency in them.
- Graphic Design
- Cartooning
- Writing
- Multimedia
- Calm, Cool, and Froody
- Fame
- Speechcraft
- Funny Voices
- Organization
- Time Management
- Stamina
- Flexibility
My Weaknesses
Thanks to an encounter with a poisonous spider, I’ve developed skin allergies to the following (no super powers yet):
Skin Allergies:
I was bitten by a poisonous spider (brown recluse) in 2009 that debuffed my immune system, bringing on two years of struggling to find out that I cannot touch the following:
The DO NOT TOUCH List:
- C1+ Me- isothiazolinone (methylchloroisothiazolinone and methylisothiazolinone) MCI and MI
- Methyl p-hydroxybenzoate
- Ethyl p-hydroxybenzoate
- Propyl p-hydroxybenzoateo
- Butyl p-hydroxybenzoate
- Benzyl p-hydroxybenzoate
- Nickel
In other words, most:
- Soaps
- Shampoos
- Lotions and Moisturizers
- Hand Sanitizers
- Hair Gels
- Toilet Paper and Tissues
- Laundry Detergents and Drier Sheets
- Belt Buckles
- Prophylactics (Oh joy!)
Weapon Proficiencies
Increasing experience with various armaments will multiply damage output:
- Accordion
- Piano
- Cello
- Yelling in Tune
Claims to Fame
What have I been doing this whole time?
Musicals/Plays Performed:
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (1998)
- Bye Bye Birdie (1999)
- Cinderella (2000)
- Hello Dolly (2001)
- Man of La Mancha (2002)
- Kiss Me Kate (2003)
- Picasso at the Lapin Agile (2004)
- You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown (2005)
Trade Skills:
- Joomla Knight
- HTML/CSS n00b
- Photoshop Hero
- Search Engine Optimizer
- Wordsmith
- Marketing Wizard
- Can Spec as a Dedicated Aggro Tank (but prefers standing back and casting DPS)
- Storyboard/Screenplay Crafting
- Listed as One of the Top 250 IT Professionals in the World in 2013
Day to Day:
I am the president of a marketing agency. I’ve worn nearly every hat there is in the company, including IT, graphic design, web design, content writing, marketing fulfillment, SEO, sales, and Battlemage.
Download My DISC Profile
The DISC Profile is a behavioral leadership test that measures how I respond to problems and challenges, how I influence others, and how I respond to rules and procedures set by others. Test was last taken in 2011 and I assume some of the metrics have changed since then.
Where to Find Me
Stalk Lynk all across the Internet!
Game with Lynk!
Steam:
Lynkmatic
Origin:
Lynkmatic
Playstation 4:
LynkWTF
DIscord:
Lynk#1982
Battle.net/Blizzard Battle Tag:
Lynk#1358
Nintendo Switch Friend Code:
SW-3421-2779-9305
Nintendo 3DS Friend Code:
0173-1514-2879
Twitch:
https://twitch.tv/lynkmatic