Christopher Lynk Character Sheet Profile

Christopher Lynk

Alias: Lynk, The Oneonta Accordion Guy
Combat Role: DPS/Strategist Alignment: Chaotic Good


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This is My Story

Christopher Lynk is an Earthborn human living in upstate New York. Refusing to be limited by these handicaps, Lynk strives to forge his own success through self-mentoring and XP grinding. This awkward protagonist, complete with a weird sense of humor, sarcastic disposition, and quixotic vision, is a work in progress.

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  • Charisma
  • Strength
  • Wisdom
  • Will
  • Confidence

My Focused Skills

The following are the attributes that I am honing in, as well as my proficiency in them.

  • Graphic Design
  • Cartooning
  • Writing
  • Multimedia
  • Calm, Cool, and Froody
  • Fame
  • Speechcraft
  • Funny Voices
  • Organization
  • Time Management
  • Stamina
  • Flexibility

My Weaknesses

Thanks to an encounter with a poisonous spider, I’ve developed skin allergies to the following (no super powers yet):


Skin Allergies:

I was bitten by a poisonous spider (brown recluse) in 2009 that debuffed my immune system, bringing on two years of struggling to find out that I cannot touch the following:


  • C1+ Me- isothiazolinone (methylchloroisothiazolinone and methylisothiazolinone) MCI and MI
  • Methyl p-hydroxybenzoate
  • Ethyl p-hydroxybenzoate
  • Propyl p-hydroxybenzoateo
  • Butyl p-hydroxybenzoate
  • Benzyl p-hydroxybenzoate
  • Nickel

In other words, most:

  • Soaps
  • Shampoos
  • Lotions and Moisturizers
  • Hand Sanitizers
  • Hair Gels
  • Toilet Paper and Tissues
  • Laundry Detergents and Drier Sheets
  • Belt Buckles
  • Prophylactics (Oh joy!)

Weapon Proficiencies

Increasing experience with various armaments will multiply damage output:

  • Accordion
  • Piano
  • Cello
  • Yelling in Tune

Quest Log

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Recreational Books:

  • Steelheart (Brandon Sanderson)
  • You’re Making Me Hate You (Corey Taylor)
  • Starship Titanic (Douglas Adams)
  • Year Zero (Rob Reid)
  • Ready Player One (Ernest Cline)
  • The Magicians (Lev Grossman)
  • What If? (Randall Munroe)
  • The Way of Kings (Brandon Sanderson)
  • Off to be the Wizard (Scott Meyer)
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Educational Books:

  • The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People (Stephen R. Covey)
  • The Hero with A Thousand Faces (Joseph Campbell)
  • High Output Management (Andy Grove)
  • The Game (Neil Strauss)
  • Who Says Elephants Can’t Dance? (Lou Gerstner)
  • The Road to Reinvention (Josh Linkner)
  • The Amazon Way (John Rossman)
  • The Emperor’s Handbook (Marcus Aurelius)
  • Steal the Show (Michael Port)
  • Good to Great (Jim Collins)
  • Reinventing Organizations (Frederic Laloux)
  • Creativity, Inc (Ed Catmull)
  • To Sell is Human (Dan Pink)
  • Work Rules (Laszlo Bock)
  • The Surrender Experiment (Michael A. Singer)
  • The Power of Now (Eckhart Tolle)

Weight (from 256 lbs)

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Claims to Fame

What have I been doing this whole time?

Musicals/Plays Performed:

  • How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (1998)
  • Bye Bye Birdie (1999)
  • Cinderella (2000)
  • Hello Dolly (2001)
  • Man of La Mancha (2002)
  • Kiss Me Kate (2003)
  • Picasso at the Lapin Agile (2004)
  • You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown (2005)

Trade Skills:

  • Joomla Knight
  • HTML/CSS n00b
  • Photoshop Hero
  • Search Engine Optimizer
  • Wordsmith
  • Marketing Wizard
  • Can Spec as a Dedicated Aggro Tank
  • Storyboard/Screenplay Crafting
  • Listed as One of the Top 250 IT Professionals in the World in 2013

Day to Day:

I am the president of a marketing agency. I’ve worn nearly every hat there is in the company, including IT, graphic design, web design, content writing, marketing fulfillment, SEO, sales, and Battlemage.

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The DISC Profile is a behavioral leadership test that measures how I respond to problems and challenges, how I influence others, and how I respond to rules and procedures set by others. Test was last taken in 2011 and I assume some of the metrics have changed since then.

Where to Find Me

Stalk Lynk all across the Internet!

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