Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES – 1989)

Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES – 1989)

Often described as the definitive pinnacle of Super Mario 2D platforming, Super Mario Bros. 3 is another one of those games that needs no review. One of the highest-grossing non-bundled video games of all time, with 17 million copies sold, Super Mario Bros. 3 will...
Super Mario Bros. (NES – 1985)

Super Mario Bros. (NES – 1985)

Oh wow, someone is reviewing Super Mario Bros. on the Internet. What’s this guy going to tell us that we don’t already know? “Dad! I made it to the castle! I’m going to save the princess!”~Me, age 7, calling my dad at work after reaching...
Metroid: Zero Mission (GBA – 2004)

Metroid: Zero Mission (GBA – 2004)

Metroid: Zero Mission is a retelling of 1987’s original Metroid. I hate the original Metroid, but I love Metroid: Zero Mission. What improvements did it take to make this ground-breaking, genre-creating game go from something I could shrug off, to something I...
Mega Man X (SNES – 1994)

Mega Man X (SNES – 1994)

Mega Man X. Mega Man X. Mega Man X. It’s fucking great. “Why Mega Man X is So Fucking Good That It Makes My Dick Rock Hard”~Arin Hanson of Game Grumps Mega Man X is one of the greatest games of all time. It takes a beloved franchise and gives it...
Super Mario World (SNES – 1991)

Super Mario World (SNES – 1991)

What happens when you combine an eight-year-old’s two favorite things; Super Mario, and dinosaurs? Well, he’d probably also want a few Ninja Turtles thrown in for good measure just so you’d be covering the holy trinity. This isn’t about turtles...
Rant: This Week in Idiots

Rant: This Week in Idiots

Hi. It’s been a while. Pandemic and stuff. I’ve been staying within my property line working on my backlog of video games, meanwhile the world has been folding in upon itself. Let’s get caught up, shall we? A Global Pandemic Happened, We Got Idiots...

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