The Void is Filled

It only took Mr. Postman one week to handle my package, but at long last, Oblivion has arrived! Authentic Replicated Septim in hand, I installed and went straight for the Options. This was to be my judgment day. I bumped up everything; sixteen by Twelve-hundred...

The Gates are Nearly Opened!

Oblivion shall hopefully be a fair maiden as Morrowind was. Soon, Patrick Stewart will be muttering sweet tales of conquest concerning the fate of an entire Empire in my ear, and I shall experience a promised depth as the lore of a new world beleaguers around me. This...

Crash and Save

It has been a while since I’ve posted. Let me make up for it with a little song. It’s still a work in progress. It goes to the tune of Savage Garden’s Crash and Burn, and yes, it’s about a wonderful little grocery store. When there’s...

Imagine All the People

Happy 6.5 Billion People Day! Hopefully, you think about that next time you decide to procreate. You ape descendants have gone a long way since you’ve come out of the trees. Please, don’t argue with me that you didn’t evolve from tiny, furry...

Lonely Soles

My foreword will a conscience-stricken apology for using yet another pun as a subject to an entry. Sorry. I hope everyone who didn’t have a Valentine this year gorged on Haagen Daz ice cream (leaving that disgusting Ben and Jerry’s crap in the freezer) and...

With Scrubbing Bubbles

It seems that, at long last, my mother has been outmoded. No longer will my household need to go through an extra large can of Dow Scrubbing Bubbles and an unmeasurable amount of Lysol in one day’s time.  The question is, what will she do with her time now?  I...

Winter-een-mas 2006

From the desk of Lynk; Have a Happy Winter-een-mas everyone! Whether you be an arcade dweller, a Nintendo Fanboy, the casual PS2-er, the self-proclaimed Halo champ, or prefer basking yourself in the light of your computer screen while playing your favorite MMORPG,...

On Class and Straws

It’s a popular fact that I defend my interests with such a bias that may seem a tad bit whimsy.  We all like our own things, you might like guys who wear makeup and do their nails, while I enjoy things of other natures which I find much more fulfilling.  I do...