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Christopher Lynk
I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
Christopher Lynk
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I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
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Moment of Zen – Super Mar10 Day!
Wahoo! Rewind to 1981. Arcades were generating billionsof dollars in quarters, and Atari was selling home consoles. At the time, the biggest hit in arcades was easily Pac-Man, but an almost century-old family business in Kyoto, Japan entirely broke the world by...
Moment of Zen – People Driving Cars
On average, every single day a human being driving a vehicle crashes into a 7-Eleven in the US. As of the time of writing this, there are 9,449 7-Elevens in the United States, which means in less than 26 years, if we are careful and strategic, we could make sure that...
Moment of Zen – The Fermi Paradox
This will probably be the most depressing moment of zen. The Universe is huge, and based on the last decade or so, we’ve learned that the galaxy around us is loaded with planets. We also know that humans are very late bloomers in the grand scheme of things – there...