Green Christmas

Hey folks! I’m still in Sunny Citrus-Flavored Florida! I am actually feeling a little better, although this cough will stick with me for a few more weeks. Man, am I sick of Christmas parades. I am also getting sick of my family, but this is expected.
Currently, I am at my Uncle’s Condo in Ft. Lauderdale, completely Disneyed out, and ready to come home. From what I understand, I’ll be spending a few more days here, and then I’ll be on my way home. Expect me back by New Years! When I get home, I’ll fill you all in on my magical adventures here during my vacation. I’ve been keeping a log.
It’s times like these that really make me realize who is important to me. Unfortunately, none of you qualify. Ah, hell. I miss you all. Merry Christmas!
I’ve heard New York has been getting pretty cold lately. If it makes you feel better, it’s been about 80 degrees the past few days here, except monday, it was chilly on monday. Enough about that.
So things are going alright. I got that stomach bug that travelers get when they mix fancy gourmet dining with Burger King. I hope everybody is having a good Holiday. It’s a little bit different for me, but I am not complaining too much. Alright, actually, I am complaining on the inside, because Sweet Jebus, my parents and brother are getting on my nerves in a way that I thought only a sharpened shovel can.
So have a happy holiday, no matter what your holiday may be. Unless it’s a Jewish holiday, because in that case, I think you are done. Happy New Year! I can’t wait to see all of you camping outside my door in tents with welcoming flags and assorted cupcakes and muffins!

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