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Dumbledore dies. hahahahahahahahaha.... lynk...it's for reasons like this that you are my husband arrrrgh! love, your...
On Wasting
I spoke about this recently a few entries back. There is a big controversy involving Rockstar Games' title, "Grand...
Mini-Mullet Begone!
Indeed, my friends, it is true. My extraordinarily soft hair is no longer as long as it was for so long. Ever since...
Leave Video Games Alone You Worthless Asshats; And Protect the Modders
http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,68284,00.html?tw=rss.TOP As you all know, some computer savy modders made a...
You Ruined It For Me Again, Korea!
Thanks to a couple of slacking, irresponsible parents from South Korea, I can no longer joke about selling my children...
So Many Rules Broken
I began fleshing out an article a few days ago about how much I loathe Jesse McCartney, John Mayer, and Josh Groban....
Happy Independence Day
Everyone takes this very day for granted. If it weren’t for historical events happening years ago on this very day,...
Doesn’t mean you are smart.
Today was the Norwich High School Graduation. Brother Assface was in it today, celebrating this milestone, turning the...
Wiggity Wiggity Wiggity Wack!
Oh splendid! I've been a busy little bayonet lately, and managed to get some free webcomic hosting AND a free domain...
Ambition Impossible
My comic, Masters of the Quad, is now being hosted elsewhere. Currently, and until further notice, it will be...
‘Bout Time!
According to www.weirdal.com, Al and his band are working on a new album! I've got no more information than that, but...
Energy Shortage
You are all fairly lucky. The recent electrical problems my entire freakin' town has been dealing with the past week...
Morrowind Log 01
I do not remember much. In fact, I do not remember anything before getting thrown into the belly of this ship. I was a...
Sorrowind
This summer has been bunk. I have been home for almost a month, and all except for the Star Wars Party that I had with...
Idiots and Zombies and the Quad
Last night I had the strangest dream. It all started with a bear chasing me down the road, through my neighbor's lawn,...
Working Hard for the Monkey
The customers who casually shop at the Norwich Save Alot are not human. They are far from. Unless of course, to be...
The Brobdingnagian Problem
I'm sure you all know that I have big plans for this summer. I want to get a lot of stuff done. For instance, I want...

Why didn’t I think of this before?
Join the dark side.
Viva La Revolution
Many of you are gamers. Gamers are good people. Many of you are not gamers. Those of you who are not are either not at...
May the Force Be With You
Tonight is a grand night among all nights to ever exist. A night far better than any night that anyone has ever had...
Stupid Away Messages
I've never exposed to you this little game I like to play. When you put up a crappy, poem-ridden away message, I like...
No More Teachers
My summer break has officially started today. Ironically, I am in the computer art lab as we speak, rendering out my...
It has Een-bay a Hile-way
Lynk's approaching finals week allergies are hitting their targets pretty hard, and the lack of good sleep certainly...
Accordion to Me
Things are slowly starting to wrap up this semester. I have a two classes that are for the most part completed,...
Manly Man
Yesterday, everyone in this building received a voice mail stating that we would have no hot water today. Always up...
Spiderman on the Can
With great power comes great responsibility. While doing my daily routine excremental work, I, humble freelance...
Would the Owner of a Level 23 Pikachu…
I was inspecting the view outside my window, much like I always do, and spotted a very rare sighting. A wild Pikachu!...
Break Neck
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the end of the world. Electronics Boutique and GameStop are merging, the Guild Wars...
Beyond Compare
The Guild Wars Beta Event was amazing. So much fun was had by all. I progressed all the way to Lion's Arch. That's...
Fair Well
It will be a while before you all see me again, whether it be in real life or on the updates, you know, depending on...
Must… Go… Back…
The Guild Wars Final begins in less than 19 hours. I am amped. I'm starting it at 4am tomorrow morning. Everything...

You said it Raph
You couldn't be more correct, my little turtle ninja brother. XD YES IT IS! and its so wonderful that I wore a dress...
Reply
Ah, it's good to see people are reading! EDIT: Rugby doesn't suck, especially compared to Football, Baseball,...
Gotcha’!
Oh man! You should have seen the look on your face! I was all like, "I'm going to start acting stupid like every...
Turn Around
You know, I think I am going to give people a chance from now on. I've been somewhat controversial in my opinions, and...
Pain and Pride
I developed a blister playing Banjo-Tooie today. You should all be as proud as a freakin' chime. Thank you. This has...
What’s Yours?
Everybody has a reason. Hello children. Let me tidy myself up, and sit down to say something serious. Come, sit on...
Fake Grass and Brains
Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! Today is the day we celebrate Undead Jesus's rise from the dead. He unearthed himself...
And you know it!
I needn’t tell you that I am home now. You should already be aware of this. You may be noticing that a handful of my...

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