Break Neck

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the end of the world. Electronics Boutique and GameStop are merging, the Guild Wars release is only a few days away, oh, and Benedict XVI was a former Nazi, and probably plans on unleashing his demon army of hell-spawn sheepmen on us all and make up some lame story about that Jesus dude coming in, giving us the horns and saving the day. I for one will not stand it. Maybe if you were more like Alan Greenspan, and had something to do with anything, and not an old dude too good to go to the nursing home, I would have respect for you. Honestly, what did you do to decide you get to wear big fancy hat? Must’ve been pretty darn amazing.

I discovered something interesting. You people get awfully upset when I say I hate a generalized set of people. I think the example was a few posts back, when I decided I hated people who’s name started with 20 out of the 26 letters of the alphabet. I really hit you right at home, didn’t I? Well, while we are on that note, anyone who has ever seen a calendar in their life, I particularly despise your very existence and hate you from the very bottom of my unforgiving heart.

I was going to proceed by telling you what I’ve been up to the past few days, but anyone who really cares already knows.



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