Fake Grass and Brains

Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone!
Today is the day we celebrate Undead Jesus’s rise from the dead. He unearthed himself and wandered the desert in search of brains. He hungered only for the squishy gray matter inside people’s skull. Some say that Jesus was brought back to life to love people. Morons be you. Jesus was a mindless Zombie, bloodthirsty, with no pity or remorse. So beware! He’s after you!

Yay! Zombie Jesus!!




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