I’ve never exposed to you this little game I like to play. When you put up a crappy, poem-ridden away message, I like to send it off to other people. Then we all laugh at you. Now, I have a game for you to play. I will be putting up crappy away messages I see. If you can guess their screenname, you get ten points. If you have a crappy away message put up, you lose thirty points. As well, you may also critique any away messages I post, and if it’s a good critique, you will earn 20 points. The person with the highest score when I get bored wins!
Away Message 1)
There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it’s lying.
Away Message 2)
I fell in love and tried to give it all i had just to be forgotten and tossed aside. i guess thats why those words mean nothing……
Now its time to try again and leave those words for fools.
Away Message 3)
last breakfast at the cock
(away message text is followed by 16 empty lines)
Away Message 4)
“You look at me, and I give you the look you know all too well in return…”
Away Message 5)
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don’t risk everything, you risk even more.
–Erica Jong
Away Message 6)
If I could reach up and capture a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hand.
Away Message 7)
Men are attracted to me.
Normally, that would be ok, but I’m starting to think that it’s just men.
I’m cursed
And it sucks
I will never win
well… i guess i could just start dating men…
Away Message 8)
how punk rock is that?
you’re so oblivious
baby, you’re my oblivion
That’s it for now, but I will add a few more when I see them. Have fun!