THE DARKHIVE

I've got a new online art gallery up. You'll find it at http://lynk.sheezyart.com/ Other than that, there is not much...

Meteos came in today. Between the visuals, the musical score, the sound effects, and the addictive game play, I give...

It's only a few short days before the Winter-een-mas season is upon us. For those of you who aren't sure what the...

For those of you who remember the adventures of Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo as they drift through time and space in the...

I did it my way. As far as I'm concerned, I am done with college. I am unconcerned about my final grades from Yolanda,...

With the upcoming pomp and circumstances beyond my control, I hurdle myself forth a-bounding down the tunnel of...

I will be ordering my next Computing Machine in a day or so, as soon as I can get myself financed. That's not always...

A very dear friend of mine passed away yesterday morning after the car she was in hit a patch of black ice. Nearly...

After watching "A New Hope" today with Michael and Jennn, which occurred after the three of us consumed one large...

Let's do something pointlessly dramatic for a moment. i am so numb Phlech. Freakin' little kids and your moaning, why...

Can you believe it everyone? Jack Thompson is still dicking around. His persistence has become somewhat of a trademark...

Yeouch. For a minute there, I saw the last five years of my life flash before my eyes. For those of you who were...

I have the biggest urge to mix blueberries and oatmeal with cabbage, kale, lemon pepper and sardines. In other news, I...

It seems I wasn't sick all that long ago. In fact, I'm sure the last time I was sick was the begining of summer. Sore...

Fuck you Sony, Fuck you Microsoft. There are no boomerangs, no breadboxes. It's a little conventional, I must admit,...

This week a British scientist is announcing that most or all dinosaurs were coated in soft feathers, much like ducks...

It's been a while. I tell you folks, it's been a good time so far. I moved in, set up everything by around noon. The...

Hey friends, just a little word of warning to those of you who might be wanting to purchase Adobe Photoshop for a...

Only one week to go before I'll be sleeping in the God Quad once more. I can't wait. It hasn't been that bad of a...

Read this article. http://techdirt.com/articles/20050809/0943213_F.shtml I would say that the man in question was what...

Jack Thompson has yet to email me. This is pretty unexpected, since I have strong feelings toward video games, and do...

So there comes a time when a job is no longer a job, but a little part of your life. After a while longer, it's a part...

Dumbledore dies. hahahahahahahahaha.... lynk...it's for reasons like this that you are my husband arrrrgh! love, your...

I spoke about this recently a few entries back. There is a big controversy involving Rockstar Games' title, "Grand...

Indeed, my friends, it is true. My extraordinarily soft hair is no longer as long as it was for so long. Ever since...

http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,68284,00.html?tw=rss.TOP As you all know, some computer savy modders made a...

Thanks to a couple of slacking, irresponsible parents from South Korea, I can no longer joke about selling my children...

I began fleshing out an article a few days ago about how much I loathe Jesse McCartney, John Mayer, and Josh Groban....

Everyone takes this very day for granted. If it weren’t for historical events happening years ago on this very day,...

Today was the Norwich High School Graduation. Brother Assface was in it today, celebrating this milestone, turning the...

Oh splendid! I've been a busy little bayonet lately, and managed to get some free webcomic hosting AND a free domain...

My comic, Masters of the Quad, is now being hosted elsewhere. Currently, and until further notice, it will be...

According to www.weirdal.com, Al and his band are working on a new album! I've got no more information than that, but...

You are all fairly lucky. The recent electrical problems my entire freakin' town has been dealing with the past week...

I do not remember much. In fact, I do not remember anything before getting thrown into the belly of this ship. I was a...

This summer has been bunk. I have been home for almost a month, and all except for the Star Wars Party that I had with...

Last night I had the strangest dream. It all started with a bear chasing me down the road, through my neighbor's lawn,...