I have the biggest urge to mix blueberries and oatmeal with cabbage, kale, lemon pepper and sardines.
In other news, I am starting up a Romulus Vitus Brotherhood. It seems the Greek life is getting out of hand on this campus, and we need to level it out with some good, old-fashioned amphitheater competitions. In fact, let’s bring in the lions. Sure, they might catch STD’s from the sorority girls, but they will get drunk if they take a moderate bite out of a frat guy! We’ve got hour of entertainment right there!
On a serious note, it’s really time we bring back Roman culture into society, including the pre-Christian Pantheist views. I mean, certainly, it doesn’t beat the ever explaining truth that the Universe was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, and that our good friend Jesus is the son of said Flying Spaghetti Monster (And I will gladly put money on the table for anyone who can prove that Jesus is indeed NOT the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…)’
See? This is what happens when I don’t post for an extended period of time. I have much too much to talk about. Far to much for you all to consume at once.
So yes, Romulus Vitus Brotherhood, we will start forming Legions soon. And Flying Spaghetti Monster. Got all that? Good.
For more information about the true Father of Jesus, visit http://www.venganza.org/