THE DARKHIVE

The customers who casually shop at the Norwich Save Alot are not human. They are far from. Unless of course, to be...

I'm sure you all know that I have big plans for this summer. I want to get a lot of stuff done. For instance, I want...

Many of you are gamers. Gamers are good people. Many of you are not gamers. Those of you who are not are either not at...

Tonight is a grand night among all nights to ever exist. A night far better than any night that anyone has ever had...

I've never exposed to you this little game I like to play. When you put up a crappy, poem-ridden away message, I like...

My summer break has officially started today. Ironically, I am in the computer art lab as we speak, rendering out my...

Lynk's approaching finals week allergies are hitting their targets pretty hard, and the lack of good sleep certainly...

Things are slowly starting to wrap up this semester. I have a two classes that are for the most part completed,...

Yesterday, everyone in this building received a voice mail stating that we would have no hot water today. Always up...

With great power comes great responsibility. While doing my daily routine excremental work, I, humble freelance...

I was inspecting the view outside my window, much like I always do, and spotted a very rare sighting. A wild Pikachu!...

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the end of the world. Electronics Boutique and GameStop are merging, the Guild Wars...

The Guild Wars Beta Event was amazing. So much fun was had by all. I progressed all the way to Lion's Arch. That's...

It will be a while before you all see me again, whether it be in real life or on the updates, you know, depending on...

The Guild Wars Final begins in less than 19 hours. I am amped. I'm starting it at 4am tomorrow morning. Everything...

Ah, it's good to see people are reading! EDIT: Rugby doesn't suck, especially compared to Football, Baseball,...

Oh man! You should have seen the look on your face! I was all like, "I'm going to start acting stupid like every...

You know, I think I am going to give people a chance from now on. I've been somewhat controversial in my opinions, and...

I developed a blister playing Banjo-Tooie today. You should all be as proud as a freakin' chime. Thank you. This has...

Everybody has a reason. Hello children. Let me tidy myself up, and sit down to say something serious. Come, sit on...

Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! Today is the day we celebrate Undead Jesus's rise from the dead. He unearthed himself...

I needn’t tell you that I am home now. You should already be aware of this. You may be noticing that a handful of my...

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Lynk. He had many friends. Their names were Rybo, Silent Mike, and Mr....

I am in a fantastic mood lately. I am still very pleased with my weekend Guild Wars Beta event. So far, I have tried...

It was definitely a long weekend. I definitely got very little done. I definitely earned enough gold to buy a cape and...

Very few have seen me over the past few days. No, I didn't run away like good ol' Mr. Jones. I've been playing the...

Top ‘O the Mornin’ to you, you potato picking bastard! Today is the day everybody is Irish. Every single Long...

I went to Norwich for the weekend, claiming I wasn't feeling well.  I suppose I really was not feeling well, but it...

Lynk is the most important character of this story. He's the protagonist. He's known for his Hawaiian shirt, soap...

I don’t post like this very often.  Honestly, I’m usually either happy/hyper, or completely disgruntled.  Today, I...

Subject: The WOBBLY BANANA PHONES in the TEMPLE OF WOMB and Other Business. From: Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER...

Well, I'm bored. So, what's up everyone? Awww, you want more comic strips? Well, I want upgrades to Jasc Paintshop Pro...

Captain’s Log; Supplemental: I have engaged to navigation point one and have docked for some debriefing for a few...

Alas!  I have returned!  From what you say? Never you mind!  The great message here is that I am back. I never...

Something marvelous enough for me to be very anxious over quite possibly could be occurring during the next few...

Alright, so I did something bad today. Hopefully it will grow back. Until then, I request scalp massages from all of...