by Christopher Lynk | May 23, 2006 | Darkhive |
Just so you are all aware, oh friends on the east coast of the United States, I am predicting a devastating tsunami for Thursday. The Atlantic shall rage aimlessly upon the shore. Are you a few hundred miles inward? Who’s to say that will do you a lot of good?...
by Christopher Lynk | May 23, 2006 | Darkhive |
The portly, iconic plumber we all grew up with has gone through some changes over the years. What began as a simple hero-saves-princess tale, overused, yet some how, it always works, has overtime evolved into much more. Whether or not the recent adventures of Super...
by Christopher Lynk | May 14, 2006 | Darkhive |
More and more reasons are springing up to motivate me to leave the crew at Save Alot. The place just doesn’t emit the same magic it used to. Actually, the true purpose is very possibly on the grounds of me realizing that my job (and the job of my fellow...
by Christopher Lynk | May 7, 2006 | Darkhive |
Rants are what you are used to from me, but lately, I’ve been in such a great mood, I’ve been starving you of the nourishment you so desire. I’m still in a great mood, but I’ll give you readers what you need, all in one Big-Chunk-of-Rants(tm)....
by Christopher Lynk | May 3, 2006 | Darkhive |
If you want to talk to me about Ying and Yang, I’ll have no part of it. It seems that whenever something completely outstanding emerges, a dark, evil boil swelling with dissatisfaction juices bubbles up. If only good times and bad times could be drove asunder,...
by Christopher Lynk | April 27, 2006 | Darkhive |
Today was an incredible day. I am completely at a loss for words. I’m regularly very optimistic, and today broke far beyond any expectation. What can I say? This might be big news to a lot of my friends. Lynk is Twitterpated! Unmitigatedly, spontaneously, and...
by Christopher Lynk | April 25, 2006 | Darkhive |
The ape-descendants running this country are screwing with things again. Politicians are always up to no good, much like the no-goodnik criminal mastermind, Boris Badenov, always trying to thwart the Moose and Squirrel. This time, however, the moose and squirrel is...
by Christopher Lynk | April 17, 2006 | Darkhive |
This is just a shot in the dark, but it’s time I document a few of my predictions. Here it goes. In the not too distant future, the San Francisco Bay Area will likely suffer an Earthquake unlike any it has dealt with the past couple times. Yellowstone National...
by Christopher Lynk | April 13, 2006 | Darkhive |
Closing Gates, that’s what. I don’t need to review Oblivion. It has been done countless times all across the surface of the Interweb. There’s great things, and there’s not so great things. Get it anyways, and get Morrowind too. As for other...
by Christopher Lynk | April 7, 2006 | Darkhive |
Moiling the drudge, the softening touch of Shangri-la, Xanadu, and Utopia seem quite distant. To find your happy place at work, one might have to cut and dig a little deeper. If only my standard-issue cardboard cutter was something more of a claymore. The idea of...
