Subject: The WOBBLYBANANA PHONES in the TEMPLE OF WOMB and Other Business.
From: Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor
To: All Employees of TOASTYBADGER Inc.
It has come to my JUICY attention that the TEMPLE OF WOMB has been BOLDLYNIBBLEDOFF with WOBBLYBANANA PHONES. I am tired of dealing with MUTATED employees and their WOBBLYBANANA PHONES. The TEMPLE OF WOMB is meant for LOLLYGAGGING. It is not a PURPLE ROCK OOZING STRANGE GOO room.
On a more DISFORMED note, I would like to TOUCH all of you for the CONTORTED work you all did on the MAGENTAFLESH HUMP account. You should all be VENGEFULLYPARKED.
Also, be sure to welcome LYNK, the newest member of the BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE department. They will be a VIEWTIFULCOSMIC DEFENDER to our family.
Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor.