More of A Wily Lib, not so much Mad.

Christopher Lynk
February 24, 2005

Subject: The WOBBLY BANANA PHONES in the TEMPLE OF WOMB and Other Business.

From: Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor

To: All Employees of TOASTY BADGER Inc.
It has come to my JUICY attention that the TEMPLE OF WOMB has been BOLDLY NIBBLED OFF with WOBBLY BANANA PHONES. I am tired of dealing with MUTATED employees and their WOBBLY BANANA PHONES. The TEMPLE OF WOMB is meant for LOLLYGAGGING. It is not a PURPLE ROCK OOZING STRANGE GOO room.

On a more DISFORMED note, I would like to TOUCH all of you for the CONTORTED work you all did on the MAGENTA FLESH HUMP account. You should all be VENGEFULLY PARKED.

Also, be sure to welcome LYNK, the newest member of the BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE department. They will be a VIEWTIFUL COSMIC DEFENDER to our family.

SILENTLY Yours,

Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor.

Christopher Lynk

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I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.

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