Subject: The WOBBLY BANANA PHONES in the TEMPLE OF WOMB and Other Business.
From: Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor
To: All Employees of TOASTY BADGER Inc.
It has come to my JUICY attention that the TEMPLE OF WOMB has been BOLDLY NIBBLED OFF with WOBBLY BANANA PHONES. I am tired of dealing with MUTATED employees and their WOBBLY BANANA PHONES. The TEMPLE OF WOMB is meant for LOLLYGAGGING. It is not a PURPLE ROCK OOZING STRANGE GOO room.
On a more DISFORMED note, I would like to TOUCH all of you for the CONTORTED work you all did on the MAGENTA FLESH HUMP account. You should all be VENGEFULLY PARKED.
Also, be sure to welcome LYNK, the newest member of the BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE department. They will be a VIEWTIFUL COSMIC DEFENDER to our family.
Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor.