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Sketch of the Day – Megaman X
I'm challenging myself to do a sketch every day during the month of April to try to hone in my drawing skills....
My Evernote Process
Ever since college, I've been a fairly sedulous note taker. Since then, and especially over the past few years, I've...
My Accountability Post
I'm going to try to be short on the prose here. I looked at the calendar and realized it was 2016, and that I'm...
My Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review (Spoilers Censored)
For anyone who hasn't seen The Force Awakens yet, I'm going to do my best to blur out any spoilers, but keep in mind,...
Ruh Roh! SUNY Oneonta Student Makes Terrorist Threats
I wouldn't normally mention this kind of thing, but it hit so close to home. A student at SUNY Oneonta was charged...
Edgar Wright – How to Do Visual Comedy
When it comes to putting together something creative, and especially something that’s supposed to be funny or stand out, the best practices are a pretty tired way to do it.
Lynk Does IT Nation 2015
IT Nation is a yearly pilgrimage for IT professionals and vendors that involves a lot of drinking.
Take Shape for Life: Two Months In
I joined a weight loss meal replacement lifestyle pyramid scheme and all I got was this stupid shaker cup (oh yeah, and I’ve lost over 30 lbs in two months).
My Last Meal
I've been indulging on local comfort food for the past week. Tonight marked the last good meal for a while. Oneonta...
Read more“Perfectionism is the biggest excuse to not launch.”
I Frickin Want One! Homemade Laser Shotgun
Introducing the 40W Laser Shotgun! Perfect for space cowboys, deadly disco dance offs, and mounting on sharks.
The Force Awakens Trailer #2
Star Wars Episode 7 The Force Awakens Trailer
Pips the Priority Parrot
Meet Pips, your personal assistant.
Newly Discovered Alien Seeds Change the Way We Think About Our Origins
Next comes the alien fertilizer…
The Prologue (and a Warning Label)
The Late Night Stream of Consciousness Mission Statement
First Post! Back In Action!
Hello world! Is this thing on?
What Has Happened?
The God Quad. Jesus-Lambtouching-Dammit, I miss those days. Things have changed a lot since then. Pictures no...
Ton of Bing Ham Fun
Lindsey and I journeyed to the center of Binghamton and back yesterday. We did so much, I cannot begin to manifest it....
Another Curtain Drawn Shut
This has been one heck of a weekend. It all started Friday, as I mentioned, taking my wonderful girlfriend out for...
Cake And Stage
First off, Happy Birthday Lindsey! We went out to dinner last night at this amazing china house buffet. It was...
The Necessary Button
I wish I had a big red button under a plastic flip-top safety, that when pressed once initiates a mechanical speaker...
Endgame
Like a Paladin achieving wholeness with the Light, I have reached the end of a grand episode. From behind a smoking...
How Dare They?
If you recall my last post, I mentioned the Grand Council of Planeteers deciding to add a few celestial objects to the...
When the Luna Hits Lynk’s Eye
With my security still very much compromised, I feel unable to dissertate certain topics. Like I've stated so many...
The Ladder of Choice
I admit, humbly, I hold key to many talents. I know a few like me, and they face the same frustrations. Apropos to...
Where Do You Think You’re Going?
Hey folks! Certain sections of this journal are now blocked off from those who aren't on my friends list! Guess what!...
Full Stalk
This evening, on Cartoon Network, during their Cartoon Fridays, a band of witty, rebellious youngsters who call...
A Tall Glass of Brains
That guy... You see him all the time. He's not a very sophisticated guy, he's got a pick-up truck. This probably...
I’m in the drink…
From the quill of Lynk comes a tale not of retrogression, perhaps a complete debasement of the folklore you were once...
Say Revelation
While settling with mediocrity might be for the majority of ape-descendents on this sad, pathetic little dot, I will...
Rain Drops Keep Fallin’ on my Head
Torrents upon gallons upon leagues upon buckets have been pouring down in Norwich, and much of the rest of upstate NY...
Support this Troop
This little adventurer had a long day today! I drove to Oneonta to pick up the Incredible Jennn. She was my cohort,...
The Great Rearranger
My tolerance for third-party feng shui has found it's edge. If anyone even lays a finger on my possessions, my...
I School You Now!
It seems to be getting more and more burdensome to compose up the recent events in Lynkistory when I don't make post...
Humans are Mushy
Happy 6-6-6 Day everyone! Prepare your zombie repellent, and apologies to whatever invisible man you normally talk to,...
Word to Yours
It's hotter than the insides of a Jawa's robe. It has been quite some time since I've posted anything. It seems the...
The Day After Tomorrow
Just so you are all aware, oh friends on the east coast of the United States, I am predicting a devastating tsunami...
New Super Mario Bros. Review
The portly, iconic plumber we all grew up with has gone through some changes over the years. What began as a simple...
Fire the Clothes Hanger
More and more reasons are springing up to motivate me to leave the crew at Save Alot. The place just doesn't emit the...
Rant Farm
Rants are what you are used to from me, but lately, I've been in such a great mood, I've been starving you of the...
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