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Gamify Your Life with Habitica
by Christopher Lynk | Oct 1, 2017 | Blog
Habitica (formerly HabitRPG) turns building good habits into a game. It’s simple to use, but it can be a little…

It’s Okay to Fail
by Christopher Lynk | Sep 28, 2017 | Blog
I like to talk a pretty big game when it comes to self-improvement, being productive, and sticking to my personal…
I Wish I Had the Cool Patrol Dance in High School
by Christopher Lynk | Sep 27, 2017 | Blog
Ninja Sex Party is one of my favorite bands. Actually, anything that Danny “Sexbang” Avidan does is the…

Checking In: God Damn Monkeys
by Christopher Lynk | Sep 22, 2017 | Blog
After an indiscriminate hiatus, I’m back and whoa Nelly, stuff is happening in the world. Let’s recap and…
Find Your Inner Kaled
by Christopher Lynk | Aug 29, 2017 | Blog

Sonic Mania: Way Past Cool
by Christopher Lynk | Aug 20, 2017 | Blog
Sega released a new Sonic game, and for the first time in 23 years, it blast-processed its way into the hearts of…
I Dig This: 1920’s Jazz Cover of BABYMETAL’s Gimme Chocolate
by Christopher Lynk | Aug 12, 2017 | Blog
Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox performs jazz and ragtime covers of contemporary songs. One week…

Let’s Try the SELF Journal
by Christopher Lynk | Aug 2, 2017 | Blog
I’m not new to journaling. I’ve been doing it (on and off) since before college. While I typically prefer…

1 in 4 Americans Suffer from Geocentrism
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 20, 2017 | Blog
If you ask a crowd of Americans if the sun goes around the Earth, a quarter of them will make you lose hope. That is,…

Lynk’s Daily Journal Template
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 17, 2017 | Blog
One of the most effective ways to keep yourself on track, improve your own outlook, and actually identify and fix…
I Feel You, Little Blue Puppet
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 13, 2017 | Blog
We’re thirteen days into the month and this is my eleventh blog of the month. Not bad so far, even if I am going…

Dad Jokes are the Best Jokes
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 11, 2017 | Blog
Okay, so two clowns are eating a cannibal. One clown turns to the other clown and says “I think we got this joke…

Pool Toy Descriptions or Tinder Profile Taglines
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 10, 2017 | Blog
I found these on Staple’s website, and I feel like the product details would work both for pool toys and Tinder…

Just Checking In – 30 Day Blogging Challenge, Day 8
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 8, 2017 | Blog
Taking a break from posting pictures of Dez and jumping right into the juicy bits of picayune per diem. I caught…

Dez; Now in Color
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 7, 2017 | Blog, Sketchbook
Making some more progress, plus giving myself another easy blog post. Dez has been colored. I pulled the ink layers…

Dez; Inked.
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 6, 2017 | Blog, Sketchbook
Making progress on my new project, so I thought I’d share where it’s going. Yesterday, I roughed out a…

Introducing Project Dez
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 5, 2017 | Blog, Sketchbook
I’m trying something very new. Maybe it will keep me accountable. I’d like to show off my newest project…

Happy 4th of July
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 4, 2017 | Blog
Today we celebrate the brave men and women who fought for our freedom. I’m talking about Bill Pullman and Will…

Chris Christie Shows Us How NOT to be a Leader
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 3, 2017 | Blog
This past weekend, there was a New Jersey state-wide government shutdown. This means state parks and other facilities…

Just Checking In – 30 Day Blogging Challenge, Day 2
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 2, 2017 | Blog
I’m on quite the streak with new blog posts this past week, and it’s going to continue. I’m going to…
Drone Test Flight
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 1, 2017 | Blog
Testing both my piloting skills and my ability to stitch video together in Premier, I took my Phantom 3 Standard out…

10 Years at Directive
by Christopher Lynk | Jun 6, 2017 | Blog
This month I celebrated my 10th year working at Directive. Since this is my longest commitment to anything, I figure…

Study Up: The Logical Fallacies Poster
by Christopher Lynk | May 18, 2017 | Blog
I propose adding this to the elementary curriculum, and bundling it in whenever someone first creates their Facebook…

Back on the Diet, But First…
by Christopher Lynk | Mar 26, 2017 | Blog
Yep, it’s another one of those posts. I’ve been able to keep off the weight I lost the first time around, but it’s…

Snowneonta 2017
by Christopher Lynk | Mar 14, 2017 | Blog
The Northeast is being slammed by Winter Storm Stella. So far, Oneonta has received about thirty inches of snow. Did…

Lynk Plays Banjo-Kazooie – Now on YouTube!
by Christopher Lynk | Feb 27, 2017 | Blog
This has been a long time coming. I’ve had video capture hardware and microphones rigged up in my living room…

Update: The Surgery Was A… Well It Happened, Anyway.
by Christopher Lynk | Dec 20, 2016 | Blog
Friday’s surgery happened. I can’t really say it was a success because it wasn’t designed to lead to…

The Pain in the Butt – A Fissure Story
by Christopher Lynk | Dec 11, 2016 | Blog
I don’t mean to sound butthurt, but for the past year I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of a cheeky…

The Blue Bomber
by Christopher Lynk | Oct 31, 2016 | Blog
It’s safe to say that I really enjoy Halloween. It’s like being on stage – instead of being a basic,…

How Bread Makes Me Feel on a Low Carb Diet
by Christopher Lynk | Oct 30, 2016 | Blog

I’m Not Being Political, I’m Just Hungry
by Christopher Lynk | Sep 27, 2016 | Blog
The real question is who are we going to make pick up the check?
Super Mario Galaxy in Real Life
by Christopher Lynk | Sep 22, 2016 | Blog
Just in time to remind me that it’s been about 9 years since the release of Super Mario Galaxy, here’s a…
The Avengers Sitcom You Didn’t Know You Needed
by Christopher Lynk | Sep 21, 2016 | Blog
Binging this on Netflix would hold me over until Infinity War hits theaters in 2018.
The Lamest First Movie Ever
by Christopher Lynk | Aug 7, 2016 | Blog
My first movie vlog tube. It’s not the original classic that everyone agrees is still the best when compared to all that…

This Dog is My Spirit Animal
by Christopher Lynk | Jul 25, 2016 | Blog
This is how I respond to your crisis.

Two Months In – Here’s What I Learned
by Christopher Lynk | May 2, 2016 | Blog
If all you do is learn, you need to learn to do, slacker. ~Lynk The whole concept of making myself publicly…

Rey Getting Traditional Jedi Knight Training
by Christopher Lynk | Apr 10, 2016 | Blog
It’s good to see that the old ways are being passed down to the new generation.

Sketch of the Day – Donald Duck Face
by Christopher Lynk | Apr 7, 2016 | Sketchbook
The orange… it hurts my eyes.

Sketch of the Day – Kirby Ball Z
by Christopher Lynk | Apr 3, 2016 | Sketchbook
What would happen if Kirby inhaled and copied Goku’s abilities? I’m pretty sure a lot of stuff…

Sketch of the Day – Nerd Fight
by Christopher Lynk | Apr 2, 2016 | Sketchbook
My thoughts on Batman v Superman. It was a movie. It had Batman. It had Superman.
Christopher Lynk
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I’m the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I’m a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
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