THE DARKHIVE

Lindsey and I journeyed to the center of Binghamton and back yesterday. We did so much, I cannot begin to manifest it....

This has been one heck of a weekend. It all started Friday, as I mentioned, taking my wonderful girlfriend out for...

First off, Happy Birthday Lindsey! We went out to dinner last night at this amazing china house buffet. It was...

I wish I had a big red button under a plastic flip-top safety, that when pressed once initiates a mechanical speaker...

Like a Paladin achieving wholeness with the Light, I have reached the end of a grand episode.  From behind a smoking...

If you recall my last post, I mentioned the Grand Council of Planeteers deciding to add a few celestial objects to the...

With my security still very much compromised, I feel unable to dissertate certain topics. Like I've stated so many...

I admit, humbly, I hold key to many talents.  I know a few like me, and they face the same frustrations.  Apropos to...

Hey folks! Certain sections of this journal are now blocked off from those who aren't on my friends list! Guess what!...

This evening, on Cartoon Network, during their Cartoon Fridays, a band of witty, rebellious youngsters who call...

That guy... You see him all the time. He's not a very sophisticated guy, he's got a pick-up truck. This probably...

From the quill of Lynk comes a tale not of retrogression, perhaps a complete debasement of the folklore you were once...

While settling with mediocrity might be for the majority of ape-descendents on this sad, pathetic little dot, I will...

This little adventurer had a long day today!  I drove to Oneonta to pick up the Incredible Jennn.  She was my cohort,...

My tolerance for third-party feng shui has found it's edge.  If anyone even lays a finger on my possessions, my...

It seems to be getting more and more burdensome to compose up the recent events in Lynkistory when I don't make post...

Happy 6-6-6 Day everyone! Prepare your zombie repellent, and apologies to whatever invisible man you normally talk to,...

It's hotter than the insides of a Jawa's robe. It has been quite some time since I've posted anything. It seems the...

Just so you are all aware, oh friends on the east coast of the United States, I am predicting a devastating tsunami...

The portly, iconic plumber we all grew up with has gone through some changes over the years. What began as a simple...

More and more reasons are springing up to motivate me to leave the crew at Save Alot. The place just doesn't emit the...

If you want to talk to me about Ying and Yang, I'll have no part of it. It seems that whenever something completely...

Today was an incredible day. I am completely at a loss for words. I'm regularly very optimistic, and today broke far...

The ape-descendants running this country are screwing with things again. Politicians are always up to no good, much...

This is just a shot in the dark, but it's time I document a few of my predictions. Here it goes. In the not too...

Closing Gates, that's what. I don't need to review Oblivion. It has been done countless times all across the surface...

Moiling the drudge, the softening touch of Shangri-la, Xanadu, and Utopia seem quite distant. To find your happy place...

It only took Mr. Postman one week to handle my package, but at long last, Oblivion has arrived! Authentic Replicated...

Oblivion shall hopefully be a fair maiden as Morrowind was. Soon, Patrick Stewart will be muttering sweet tales of...

It has been a while since I've posted. Let me make up for it with a little song. It's still a work in progress. It...

Happy 6.5 Billion People Day! Hopefully, you think about that next time you decide to procreate. You ape descendants...

My foreword will a conscience-stricken apology for using yet another pun as a subject to an entry. Sorry. I hope...

It seems that, at long last, my mother has been outmoded. No longer will my household need to go through an extra...

Chuck Norris wins the Superbowl, everyone else who is involved, and by everyone, I mean everyone, loses. LMAO that...

From the desk of Lynk; Have a Happy Winter-een-mas everyone! Whether you be an arcade dweller, a Nintendo Fanboy, the...

It's a popular fact that I defend my interests with such a bias that may seem a tad bit whimsy.  We all like our own...