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Okay, so two clowns are eating a cannibal. One clown turns to the other clown and says "I think we got this joke...

I found these on Staple's website, and I feel like the product details would work both for pool toys and Tinder...

Taking a break from posting pictures of Dez and jumping right into the juicy bits of picayune per diem. I caught...

Today we celebrate the brave men and women who fought for our freedom. I'm talking about Bill Pullman and Will Smith,...

This past weekend, there was a New Jersey state-wide government shutdown. This means state parks and other facilities...

I'm on quite the streak with new blog posts this past week, and it's going to continue. I'm going to try to challenge...

This month I celebrated my 10th year working at Directive. Since this is my longest commitment to anything, I figure...

I propose adding this to the elementary curriculum, and bundling it in whenever someone first creates their Facebook...

Yep, it's another one of those posts. I've been able to keep off the weight I lost the first time around, but it's...

The Northeast is being slammed by Winter Storm Stella. So far, Oneonta has received about thirty inches of snow. Did...

This has been a long time coming. I've had video capture hardware and microphones rigged up in my living room for over...

Friday's surgery happened. I can't really say it was a success because it wasn't designed to lead to any monochromatic...

I don't mean to sound butthurt, but for the past year I've been trying to get to the bottom of a cheeky little pain in...

It's safe to say that I really enjoy Halloween. It's like being on stage - instead of being a basic, boring white guy,...

The real question is who are we going to make pick up the check?

This is how I respond to your crisis.

If all you do is learn, you need to learn to do, slacker. ~Lynk The whole concept of making myself publicly...

It's good to see that the old ways are being passed down to the new generation.

Ever since college, I've been a fairly sedulous note taker. Since then, and especially over the past few years, I've...

I'm going to try to be short on the prose here. I looked at the calendar and realized it was 2016, and that I'm...

For anyone who hasn't seen The Force Awakens yet, I'm going to do my best to blur out any spoilers, but keep in mind,...

I wouldn't normally mention this kind of thing, but it hit so close to home. A student at SUNY Oneonta was charged...

IT Nation is a yearly pilgrimage for IT professionals and vendors that involves a lot of drinking.

I joined a weight loss meal replacement lifestyle pyramid scheme and all I got was this stupid shaker cup (oh yeah, and I’ve lost over 30 lbs in two months).

I've been indulging on local comfort food for the past week. Tonight marked the last good meal for a while. Oneonta...

Introducing the 40W Laser Shotgun! Perfect for space cowboys, deadly disco dance offs, and mounting on sharks.

Star Wars Episode 7 The Force Awakens Trailer

Meet Pips, your personal assistant.

Next comes the alien fertilizer…

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