Pool Toy Descriptions or Tinder Profile Taglines

I found these on Staple’s website, and I feel like the product details would work both for pool toys and Tinder profiles. I’ll let the inflatables do the talking…

Hilariously big and amazingly functional

Hey girl, my GIANT DUCK is hilariously big and amazingly functional and I’m about to ruffle your feathers.

If that doesn’t float your boat, maybe riding on this will tread your waters…

White with built-in handles

You want a piece of this white rideable pool toy? I’ve got built-in handles. Quack quack.



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