Pool Toy Descriptions or Tinder Profile Taglines

Christopher Lynk
July 10, 2017
Rubber Duckie Innuendo

I found these on Staple’s website, and I feel like the product details would work both for pool toys and Tinder profiles. I’ll let the inflatables do the talking…

Hilariously big and amazingly functional

Hey girl, my GIANT DUCK is hilariously big and amazingly functional and I’m about to ruffle your feathers.

If that doesn’t float your boat, maybe riding on this will tread your waters…

White with built-in handles

You want a piece of this white rideable pool toy? I’ve got built-in handles. Quack quack.

Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

Blogger and Heat-Producer

I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.

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