by Christopher Lynk | October 4, 2004 | Darkhive |
It’s time to dim down the lights and snap our fingers. Alright, I promised from the very getgo there would be absolutly no poetry on this journal. This just proves I become better and better everyday, my power so overwhelming that over time, I even surpase my...
by Christopher Lynk | October 2, 2004 | Darkhive |
What horrible danger has been unleashed upon the Earth? What is this mysterious form that lingers ominously in the sky, emanating darkness from one side and blinding light from the other? Why it’s none other than yours truly, the Viewtiful Lynk! The God Quad...
by Christopher Lynk | October 1, 2004 | Darkhive |
This website is best viewed in a resolution of 1600 x 1200 or larger. Browser Recommended: Mozilla Firefox. Minimum Ram: 1024. Users of DeadAim will be Trojanned. AOL Internet browsers will notice a large decrease in quality, due to bad choice. Terms and conditions...
by Christopher Lynk | October 1, 2004 | Darkhive |
Welcome, salutations, and hello. Is it really that exciting to be reading the first post of this journal? If you said yes, you are right. If you replied with no, and giggled internally to yourself to improve your lack of real judgments, then leave. If you think you...
by Christopher Lynk | August 30, 2004 | Darkhive |
Crack open the Mountain Hollar! I’ve won my first Award! Evidently you minions love my rants so much that you’ve decided to sacrifice your worthless time to worship me! Perhaps I should say thank you, but I won’t. The Award came in the form of a...
by Christopher Lynk | August 30, 2004 | Darkhive |
I’m back home in the dorm at the GodQuad. Jones is back to sleeping on the floor in the common room, and Waylon lives here but far away. Perfect. The girls across the hall are not as friendly as they were last year, but much better looking. This just goes to...
by Christopher Lynk | August 17, 2004 | Darkhive |
There is something romantic about a state full of homeless old people, is there not? We might be saying fairwell to another massive number of trailer parks, but we are greeting warmly a new idea of aging hobo’s who cannot rebuild. Who would have known that...
by Christopher Lynk | August 15, 2004 | Darkhive |
For all you who care, this has been a pretty rough week for gamers. Bill Gates repetitivly poked at Nintendo of America, offering his dirty money to purchase the century old gaming company. Fortunatly, Nintendo chuckled at the little awkward standing man. The same...
by Christopher Lynk | August 10, 2004 | Darkhive |
Don’t know who to vote for? Then don’t! Think you already have a firm decision? Forget it! Everyone seems so hot and bothered about the upcoming presidential elections. Some people are crying over how we should keep Bush, these are usually the old...
by Christopher Lynk | August 8, 2004 | Darkhive |
It all started out okay, but over the past few years, it’s gotten out of hand. Today, wherever you go, you cannot escape the horrid chiming of an instant message. It’s almost getting as bad as cell phones. For instance. My little brother has become the...
