I developed a blister playing Banjo-Tooie today. You should all be as proud as a freakin’ chime. Thank you. This has been a service announcement by Lynk. Remember, keep religion out of the yard kids.
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by Christopher Lynk | March 30, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Everybody has a reason. Hello children. Let me tidy myself up, and sit down to say something serious. Come, sit on Uncle Lynk’s lap. No? Alright. Grab a mat and sit on the floor. Lynk has something to tell you. We’ve had a lot of fun here at In Between the...
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by Christopher Lynk | March 27, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! Today is the day we celebrate Undead Jesus’s rise from the dead. He unearthed himself and wandered the desert in search of brains. He hungered only for the squishy gray matter inside people’s skull. Some say that Jesus was...
READ MOREAnd you know it!
by Christopher Lynk | March 25, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I needn’t tell you that I am home now. You should already be aware of this. You may be noticing that a handful of my latest entries have been quite positive. This… is unusual? What are you talking about? My entries are always happy and bouncy and energetic and yipping...
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by Christopher Lynk | March 23, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Lynk. He had many friends. Their names were Rybo, Silent Mike, and Mr. Jones. There was also another character involved, and his name was Steve. We will get back to why he is not one of Lynk’s friends in just a little...
READ MOREYata Yata Yata Yata!
by Christopher Lynk | March 23, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I am in a fantastic mood lately. I am still very pleased with my weekend Guild Wars Beta event. So far, I have tried running Guild Wars four times, forgetting that I can’t play it for a month. I am starting up a band gig for the talent show next month. We are...
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by Christopher Lynk | March 21, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
It was definitely a long weekend. I definitely got very little done. I definitely earned enough gold to buy a cape and a guild. I definitely had an awesome weekend. It was the as you know Beta Weekend for Guild Wars. I got to test it out before it hits the shelves in...
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by Christopher Lynk | March 19, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Very few have seen me over the past few days. No, I didn’t run away like good ol’ Mr. Jones. I’ve been playing the beta for Guild Wars. They are hosting a Weekend Beta Event this weekend, and I’m hooked. I’ve been pretty busy otherwise as...
READ MOREHappy St. Patrick’s Day Everyone!
by Christopher Lynk | March 17, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Top ‘O the Mornin’ to you, you potato picking bastard! Today is the day everybody is Irish. Every single Long Islander, every single Italian, every single college student suddenly pulls out and plays the Nationalism card. Today everyone is an O’Reilly and everyone is...
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by Christopher Lynk | March 13, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I went to Norwich for the weekend, claiming I wasn’t feeling well. I suppose I really was not feeling well, but it wasn’t debilitating or anything like that. The meal at the Neptune Diner was extraordinarily delightful. You would think I would have...
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