John Mayer is a sell out little prick. Here, I will prove it. And he sings his songs like captain kirk. “John Mayer is a genius,” she said to me Consequentially It’s just...

Let’s do this like a professional. My hypothesis is that girls don’t like nice guys, they’d rather have guys who treat them like crap. Most of you are...

It’s never to late to start. Last night, I wittnessed the birth of a gamer. Though how it initiated has been clouded by the marvolous events that happened soon after,...

For those of you who tend to keep up with important news and discoveries, you’ll know that more and more people are leaning towards the idea of the Anunnaki being the...

The brave and wise, and all mighty Anonymous wrote, “Well link head I guess you’ll never change. You’re just really amusing you know that. lol. Now I...

Suddenly I’ve been receiving a bit of spam, about 30 instances a day. Just for kicks, I opened one, first scanning it for viruses of course. Remember kids, don’t...

Sorry there Bro’s and Dudes and Dawgs.  Allow me to pass out some soft double ply tissues with Aloe, and some Johnson’s and Johnson’s Baby Shampoo with the...

I hate this place. This morning, I was woken up by my mom stomping around infront of my door muttering to herself how lazy I am and how I am sleeping in the same pants I...