Let’s do something pointlessly dramatic for a moment. i am so numb Phlech. Freakin’ little kids and your moaning, why won’t you ever stop? You don’t even have anything specific to moan about. Sure, you witty ones will respond to me with,...

Can you believe it everyone? Jack Thompson is still dicking around. His persistence has become somewhat of a trademark for his shenanigans. He’s got an arrogance that the likes of me could appreciate, much like a portly plumber really could appreciate the King...

Yeouch. For a minute there, I saw the last five years of my life flash before my eyes. For those of you who were worried about my mental condition, my hard drives are still all intact. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It seems that it was only the power supply that...

I have the biggest urge to mix blueberries and oatmeal with cabbage, kale, lemon pepper and sardines. In other news, I am starting up a Romulus Vitus Brotherhood. It seems the Greek life is getting out of hand on this campus, and we need to level it out with some...