by Christopher Lynk | November 11, 2005 | Darkhive |
After watching “A New Hope” today with Michael and Jennn, which occurred after the three of us consumed one large stuffed-crust pizza and an order of boneless chicken balls and cheesy bread, the three of us took on a whirlwind adventure at the Small Mall....
by Christopher Lynk | October 29, 2005 | Darkhive |
Let’s do something pointlessly dramatic for a moment. i am so numb Phlech. Freakin’ little kids and your moaning, why won’t you ever stop? You don’t even have anything specific to moan about. Sure, you witty ones will respond to me with,...
by Christopher Lynk | October 15, 2005 | Darkhive |
Can you believe it everyone? Jack Thompson is still dicking around. His persistence has become somewhat of a trademark for his shenanigans. He’s got an arrogance that the likes of me could appreciate, much like a portly plumber really could appreciate the King...
by Christopher Lynk | October 11, 2005 | Darkhive |
Yeouch. For a minute there, I saw the last five years of my life flash before my eyes. For those of you who were worried about my mental condition, my hard drives are still all intact. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It seems that it was only the power supply that...
by Christopher Lynk | October 2, 2005 | Darkhive |
I have the biggest urge to mix blueberries and oatmeal with cabbage, kale, lemon pepper and sardines. In other news, I am starting up a Romulus Vitus Brotherhood. It seems the Greek life is getting out of hand on this campus, and we need to level it out with some...
by Christopher Lynk | September 21, 2005 | Darkhive |
It seems I wasn’t sick all that long ago. In fact, I’m sure the last time I was sick was the begining of summer. Sore throat, cough, runny nose, chest pains, and of course, the Dextromethorphan Jaggies. That doesn’t stop all three painting classes...
by Christopher Lynk | September 16, 2005 | Darkhive |
Fuck you Sony, Fuck you Microsoft. There are no boomerangs, no breadboxes. It’s a little conventional, I must admit, but I am as excited as an old lady at a craft fair. Certainly, I am a tad bit nervous about it. Go play your crappy Grand Theft Auto and your...
by Christopher Lynk | September 4, 2005 | Darkhive |
This week a British scientist is announcing that most or all dinosaurs were coated in soft feathers, much like ducks and chickens and other birdlike creatures. Because of this, museums are going to have to change their dinosaur displays, and expect to fork out a...
by Christopher Lynk | September 3, 2005 | Darkhive |
It’s been a while. I tell you folks, it’s been a good time so far. I moved in, set up everything by around noon. The roommate was in a little while later, and the reunion was awesomesauce. Few days go by, classes began. I’ve been feeling great the...
by Christopher Lynk | August 20, 2005 | Darkhive |
I, Lynk, would like to welcome you all back, and welcome any of you who might be brand new to Oneonta State. I expect you all to have a year drenched in awesomesauce, and may you find a short line for your SAC Cards!
