Friday’s surgery happened. I can’t really say it was a success because it wasn’t designed to lead to any monochromatic outcome. I did survive though, so there’s that. Honestly, the surgery part was way easier than I thought. It wasn’t...

I don’t mean to sound butthurt, but for the past year I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of a cheeky little pain in the ass called anal fissures. Yep, that’s what this post is about, so if you don’t want to read about my tuchus you might...