Fake Grass and Brains

Christopher Lynk
March 27, 2005

Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone!
Today is the day we celebrate Undead Jesus’s rise from the dead. He unearthed himself and wandered the desert in search of brains. He hungered only for the squishy gray matter inside people’s skull. Some say that Jesus was brought back to life to love people. Morons be you. Jesus was a mindless Zombie, bloodthirsty, with no pity or remorse. So beware! He’s after you!

Yay! Zombie Jesus!!

~Faekins

Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

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I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.

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