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Welcome to my world. A world full of so much unnecessary slabbering that even the excuse of ignorance can’t cover up the blind followers. No no, I’m not bitter. It’s the bland fact. People have their cell phones, their coffee, their drama, their “important” things to do, and it’s all crumpled up like a post-it-note’s retirement. The “Entertainment Industry” is nothing more than a factory that produces their wares to bring in money, only to take over a smaller company to manufacture more recycled watered-down wallet deflators. Then there is the “Independent Creators,” occupied with the thought that they are something new, innovated, and special, when in reality, they are just as mainstream as ever, since everyone claims to be an Indie-king.
So go ahead, have a good drink… In fact, binge until your last four brain cells are good and dizzy, blast your “cultured” music with it’s deep influences on you, and sit back and enjoy.
Very quickly, I want to add a few things about my policies on this journal.
You might be confused by now, due to my large use of words, and many of them big and hard to understand. You won’t see much shorthand, or the use of cliché slang such as “bro,” “dawg,” or any of that other vocal detritus that everyone uses these days. Another thing you may notice is I’m hostile to just about everybody. Well, you haven’t seen that yet, but trust me, you will think so soon. My generalized disclaimer is, if you get offended, it’s your own fault. If I insult you because you wear a green shirt, then it’s your own fault, and your own problem. It’s that unbearably simple. Maybe tomorrow you won’t be so stupid.
