Yesterday was my birthday. That means a lot of the games I loved as a kid that were released in November are...
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest (SNES – 1995)
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THE BACKLOG
Video game reviews spanning over 40 years of gaming.
Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES – 1989)
Often described as the definitive pinnacle of Super Mario 2D platforming, Super Mario Bros. 3 is another one of those...
Super Mario 64 (Nintendo 64 – 1996)
Nintendo SIXTY-FOOOOOUUURRRR! I was there, and I was hyped. Games were going to be in three dimensions! Controls were...
Super Mario Bros. (NES – 1985)
Oh wow, someone is reviewing Super Mario Bros. on the Internet. What's this guy going to tell us that we don't already...
Sayonara Wild Hearts (Switch – 2019)
Sayonara Wild Hearts is difficult to explain. It's described as a "pop album video game" but that's not something...
Metroid: Zero Mission (GBA – 2004)
Metroid: Zero Mission is a retelling of 1987's original Metroid. I hate the original Metroid, but I love Metroid: Zero...
Ori and the Blind Forest (PC/Switch – 2015)
Ori and the Blind Forest is not an indie game. Sure, you may not have ever heard of the Austrian video game developer...
Mega Man X (SNES – 1994)
Mega Man X. Mega Man X. Mega Man X. It's fucking great. "Why Mega Man X is So Fucking Good That It Makes My Dick Rock...
Super Mario World (SNES – 1991)
What happens when you combine an eight-year-old's two favorite things; Super Mario, and dinosaurs? Well, he'd probably...
Donkey Kong Country (SNES – 1994)
Monkey. That was the only name we had for Donkey Kong in my house prior to November, 1994. My brother and I knew the...
My Ideal Vacation or My Review of Subnautica
My idea of camping is staying at a hotel where the HD TVs don't have USB ports, so you may be surprised to learn that...
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