Back on the Diet, But First…

Christopher Lynk
March 26, 2017
Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
Yep, it’s another one of those posts. I’ve been able to keep off the weight I lost the first time around, but it’s time I fix this once and for all. I’ve restarted this diet about a dozen times since, but this time I’m going to get it over with.

Also, I have four boxes of assorted Medifast maturing in the corner. It’s time. I can just ignore the expiration dates, right?

As I mentioned before, I’ve started this before, and as tradition, I like to take a few days to indulge myself. It’s harder to miss food when you are sick of it. This time was no exception. It started with Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches on Friday.

For those of you who couldn’t follow along, a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich is a Twinkie, cut down the middle, with a hot dog slid right into the creme filling, topped with canned Easy Cheese.

Saturday, we went to the Undercover Eggplant, home of Oneonta’s best sandwiches. My personal favorite is a recurring special called the Autumn Special. It’s pulled pork, lettuce, onion, tomato, mayo, and squash.

Undercover Eggplant Autumn Special

It’s the freakin’ bomb.

Finally, today, I end my smorgasbord with a trip to Five Guys. I don’t ever want to look at food again.

I actually hate the feeling of being full. It makes me feel shitty. It screws with my digestive system. I enjoy food, sure, but rarely to I enjoy it after I’ve eaten it. Even in moderate amounts, I can find gratification in other places that doesn’t turn against me. So for the next couple of months, I’m going to stay on Medifast whether I like it or not, and enjoy the results.

I will definitely miss the Autumn Specials though…

Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

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I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.

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