There is a God; Part 1

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Christopher Lynk
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January 11, 2005

With the Christmas season over, and Winter-een-mas beginning, my credits are running low. The fourth quarter had so many releases, but I have little time for those. I’m still working on getting some older titles, many of which still haven’t been lowered from fifty bucks yet. Why can’t someone be looking down on me, taking care of me, guiding me, and giving me money? Is there a God? If so, does he visit gamefaqs.com?

What does your comic mean?

~Mother

When God presses ctrl-shift-c, and types Rosebud, I get $1000. When he follows them by “!;” it adds another $1000. Duh.

~Lynk

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Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.
Christopher Lynk

Christopher Lynk

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I'm the Oneonta Accordion Guy! I'm a huge dork who geeks out over video games, super heroes, science fiction, and other nerdy stuff. I work really hard as the president of a marketing agency. Sometimes, when the moment is just right, I light some candles, put on some soft jazz, and actually update my blog.

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