Ahoyhoy, I'm Lynk.
This is My Blog.

I'm a creative optimist with a passion for many things and a chronic displeasure for everything else.

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all aboard the fail train

It's Okay to Fail

I like to talk a pretty big game when it comes to self-improvement, being productive,
I Wish I Had the Cool Patrol Dance in High School

I Wish I Had the Cool Patrol Dance in High School

Ninja Sex Party is one of my favorite bands. Actually, anything that Danny "Sexbang&
Equifax is overrun with monkeys

Checking In: God Damn Monkeys

After an indiscriminate hiatus, I'm back and whoa Nelly, stuff is happening in
Find Your Inner Kaled

Find Your Inner Kaled

Sonic Mania

Sonic Mania: Way Past Cool

Sega released a new Sonic game, and for the first time in 23 years, it
I Dig This: 1920's Jazz Cover of BABYMETAL's Gimme Chocolate

I Dig This: 1920's Jazz Cover of BABYMETAL's Gimme Chocolate

Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox performs jazz and ragtime covers of contemporary songs. One week
BEST SELF Journal

Let's Try the SELF Journal

I'm not new to journaling. I've been doing it (on and
1 in 4 Americans thinks the sun orbits the Earth

1 in 4 Americans Suffer from Geocentrism

If you ask a crowd of Americans if the sun goes around the Earth, a
Lynk's Daily Journal Template

Lynk's Daily Journal Template

One of the most effective ways to keep yourself on track, improve your own outlook,
I Feel You, Little Blue Puppet

I Feel You, Little Blue Puppet

We're thirteen days into the month and this is my eleventh blog of
Don't call me later, call me dad.

Dad Jokes are the Best Jokes

Okay, so two clowns are eating a cannibal. One clown turns to the other clown
Rubber Duckie Innuendo

Pool Toy Descriptions or Tinder Profile Taglines

I found these on Staple's website, and I feel like the product details
Roe Vs. My Waders

Roe Vs. My Waders

All Things Considered

All Things Considered

If I have anything to say about the comic, I'd type it here.
The Creative Process

The Creative Process

It's a Banner

Here to Keep the Internet
Weird and Whimsical!

"Lynk comma WTF" is usually what people say to me after about 47 seconds of conversation, so Lynk dot WTF is where I publish the things I want to say.

I fear that the WTF moniker is overplayed in a world where unfunny comedians claim they aren't allowed to be funny. This isn't that kind of website. I sold my dot-co domain to a weird car company in Europe so I could afford a new accordion and the guy who owns the dot com stopped returning my phone calls. Jerk.

But you are here now! It's you and me now, buddy! We're going to carry ourselves through this together! You are now a part of the team, the fellowship, the quixotic cult of swell-fellas, fab-femmes, beau-baes, mack-dandies, and do-gooders.

Congratulations! We're going to have a great time.