Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist. Unmanaged ADHD has made my personal character sheet unwieldy. I am a GM's best friend or their worst nightmare. Bidet evangelist. Closeted puppeteer. Avid game purchaser. Low hip flexibility.
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I Frickin Want One! Homemade Laser Shotgun
Introducing the 40W Laser Shotgun! Perfect for space cowboys, deadly disco dance offs, and mounting on sharks.
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The Force Awakens Trailer #2
Star Wars Episode 7 The Force Awakens Trailer
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Pips the Priority Parrot
Meet Pips, your personal assistant.
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Newly Discovered Alien Seeds Change the Way We Think About Our Origins
Next comes the alien fertilizer...
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The Prologue (and a Warning Label)
The Late Night Stream of Consciousness Mission Statement