Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist. Unmanaged ADHD has made my personal character sheet unwieldy. I am a GM's best friend or their worst nightmare. Bidet evangelist. Closeted puppeteer. Avid game purchaser. Low hip flexibility.
The Backlog
My Ideal Vacation or My Review of Subnautica
My idea of camping is staying at a hotel where the HD TVs don'