Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist. Unmanaged ADHD has made my personal character sheet unwieldy. I am a GM's best friend or their worst nightmare. Bidet evangelist. Closeted puppeteer. Avid game purchaser. Low hip flexibility.
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Mega Man X (SNES - 1994)
Mega Man X. Mega Man X. Mega Man X. It's fucking great.
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Super Mario World (SNES - 1991)
What happens when you combine an eight-year-old's two favorite things; Super Mario, and
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Donkey Kong Country (SNES - 1994)
Monkey.
That was the only name we had for Donkey Kong in my house prior
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Rant: This Week in Idiots
Hi. It's been a while. Pandemic and stuff. I've been staying
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The Very Perfect and Very Good Deeds that Make Donald Trump a Great Leader
I've been trying to avoid blogging too much about politics and the world
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Status Report - End of 2019, Start of Age 37
It's been a while. I feel like rambling. Let's get a
Cracker Barrel or Concentration Camp
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Cracker Barrel or Concentration Camp
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My Spoiler-Free Review of Avengers: Endgame
In a world where the only three perfect movies are Short Circuit 1, Short Circuit
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The Taboos of Talking Politics and Why They Make You an Idiot
That's right, I went there. I'm doing this now, and I
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Meet Kelsier
Introducing the newest member to the party! Kelsier is a 2-year-old Lhasa Apso, rescued from
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Just Wah It
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My Ideal Vacation or My Review of Subnautica
My idea of camping is staying at a hotel where the HD TVs don'