Full Stalk

This evening, on Cartoon Network, during their Cartoon Fridays, a band of witty, rebellious youngsters who call themselves “Morning Wood,” will be making a rambunctious guest appearance to announce that yes, indeed, the cartoons will return after the...

A Tall Glass of Brains

That guy… You see him all the time. He’s not a very sophisticated guy, he’s got a pick-up truck. This probably translates to his need for compensation due to his winky being three sizes too small. He wears a button down flannel shirt with gravy...

I’m in the drink…

From the quill of Lynk comes a tale not of retrogression, perhaps a complete debasement of the folklore you were once subscribed to, for now Lynk has got nothing but a steady income of whatever it is that good vibes travel on, and it all started with an overstuffed...

Say Revelation

While settling with mediocrity might be for the majority of ape-descendents on this sad, pathetic little dot, I will not stand for it. While I’ve been saying this for a long time, I’m at long last at a point where it’s inevitable. It is time I...
Rain Drops Keep Fallin’ on my Head

Rain Drops Keep Fallin’ on my Head

Torrents upon gallons upon leagues upon buckets have been pouring down in Norwich, and much of the rest of upstate NY for a few days now. This never seems like a problem. I mean, as a good friend of mine used to say, precipitation is like a fat kid. It’s great...

Support this Troop

This little adventurer had a long day today! I drove to Oneonta to pick up the Incredible Jennn. She was my cohort, my ally, on this exciting mission. We drove to Glen’s Falls to hang out with the ever-wonderful Lindsey. The three of us spent the day...

The Great Rearranger

My tolerance for third-party feng shui has found it’s edge. If anyone even lays a finger on my possessions, my “junk,” that finger will be added to a display case. I’ve been very patient, living here with these desolate organisms, but it is...

I School You Now!

It seems to be getting more and more burdensome to compose up the recent events in Lynkistory when I don’t make post as often. It’s been an extensively drawn-out weekend. I’m enervated. Silent Michael and Jennn picked me up Friday afternoon to escort...

Humans are Mushy

Happy 6-6-6 Day everyone! Prepare your zombie repellent, and apologies to whatever invisible man you normally talk to, for all that pr0n you look at! I’m quite angry…I got no hord of zombies. ~Nancy Mmmm…pr0n. That thing kicked my ass....

Word to Yours

It’s hotter than the insides of a Jawa’s robe. It has been quite some time since I’ve posted anything. It seems the well of ambition has been running a bit arid lately. I’m still at the Slave A Lot. My faction with the place seems quite...

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