Hey folks! Certain sections of this journal are now blocked off from those who aren’t on my friends list! Guess what! If you aren’t on the list, you don’t get the official V.I.P. ticket into a chunk of my journal. How do you get in on this amazing...

This evening, on Cartoon Network, during their Cartoon Fridays, a band of witty, rebellious youngsters who call themselves “Morning Wood,” will be making a rambunctious guest appearance to announce that yes, indeed, the cartoons will return after the...

That guy… You see him all the time. He’s not a very sophisticated guy, he’s got a pick-up truck. This probably translates to his need for compensation due to his winky being three sizes too small. He wears a button down flannel shirt with gravy...

From the quill of Lynk comes a tale not of retrogression, perhaps a complete debasement of the folklore you were once subscribed to, for now Lynk has got nothing but a steady income of whatever it is that good vibes travel on, and it all started with an overstuffed...

While settling with mediocrity might be for the majority of ape-descendents on this sad, pathetic little dot, I will not stand for it.  While I’ve been saying this for a long time, I’m at long last at a point where it’s inevitable.  It is time I...