Full Stalk

This evening, on Cartoon Network, during their Cartoon Fridays, a band of witty, rebellious youngsters who call themselves “Morning Wood,” will be making a rambunctious guest appearance to announce that yes, indeed, the cartoons will return after the...

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A Tall Glass of Brains

That guy… You see him all the time. He’s not a very sophisticated guy, he’s got a pick-up truck. This probably translates to his need for compensation due to his winky being three sizes too small. He wears a button down flannel shirt with gravy...

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I’m in the drink…

From the quill of Lynk comes a tale not of retrogression, perhaps a complete debasement of the folklore you were once subscribed to, for now Lynk has got nothing but a steady income of whatever it is that good vibes travel on, and it all started with an overstuffed...

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Say Revelation

While settling with mediocrity might be for the majority of ape-descendents on this sad, pathetic little dot, I will not stand for it.  While I’ve been saying this for a long time, I’m at long last at a point where it’s inevitable.  It is time I...

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