The Day After Tomorrow

Just so you are all aware, oh friends on the east coast of the United States, I am predicting a devastating tsunami for Thursday. The Atlantic shall rage aimlessly upon the shore. Are you a few hundred miles inward? Who’s to say that will do you a lot of good?...

New Super Mario Bros. Review

The portly, iconic plumber we all grew up with has gone through some changes over the years. What began as a simple hero-saves-princess tale, overused, yet some how, it always works, has overtime evolved into much more. Whether or not the recent adventures of Super...

Fire the Clothes Hanger

More and more reasons are springing up to motivate me to leave the crew at Save Alot. The place just doesn’t emit the same magic it used to. Actually, the true purpose is very possibly on the grounds of me realizing that my job (and the job of my fellow...
Rant Farm

Rant Farm

Rants are what you are used to from me, but lately, I’ve been in such a great mood, I’ve been starving you of the nourishment you so desire. I’m still in a great mood, but I’ll give you readers what you need, all in one Big-Chunk-of-Rants(tm)....

Why, it’s almost like being…

If you want to talk to me about Ying and Yang, I’ll have no part of it. It seems that whenever something completely outstanding emerges, a dark, evil boil swelling with dissatisfaction juices bubbles up. If only good times and bad times could be drove asunder,...

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