On Wasting

I spoke about this recently a few entries back. There is a big controversy involving Rockstar Games’ title, “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.” For those of you who haven’t heard about this, you are living in a dark box, and don’t deserve...

Mini-Mullet Begone!

Indeed, my friends, it is true. My extraordinarily soft hair is no longer as long as it was for so long. Ever since that little incident where I let Steve shave a horseshoe in my head, I remained a large distance from barbershops. Alas, I don’t need a...

You Ruined It For Me Again, Korea!

Thanks to a couple of slacking, irresponsible parents from South Korea, I can no longer joke about selling my children for the sake of video games. You know what? Thanks a lot Korea! You ruin everything! You are almost as bad as Greece! Yeah, shut up Greece! You and...

So Many Rules Broken

I began fleshing out an article a few days ago about how much I loathe Jesse McCartney, John Mayer, and Josh Groban. Erroneously, I decided not to rant about such problems with today’s society at that given moment. Trust me, my strong execration towards such bleak and...

Happy Independence Day

Everyone takes this very day for granted. If it weren’t for historical events happening years ago on this very day, life, as we know it, would be non-existent. July 4th is not about fireworks and hotdogs and playing volleyball. Today is a day to celebrate our...

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