On Wasting

by | July 30, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments

I spoke about this recently a few entries back. There is a big controversy involving Rockstar Games’ title, “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.” For those of you who haven’t heard about this, you are living in a dark box, and don’t deserve...

Mini-Mullet Begone!

by | July 28, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments

Indeed, my friends, it is true. My extraordinarily soft hair is no longer as long as it was for so long. Ever since that little incident where I let Steve shave a horseshoe in my head, I remained a large distance from barbershops. Alas, I don’t need a...

You Ruined It For Me Again, Korea!

by | July 19, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments

Thanks to a couple of slacking, irresponsible parents from South Korea, I can no longer joke about selling my children for the sake of video games. You know what? Thanks a lot Korea! You ruin everything! You are almost as bad as Greece! Yeah, shut up Greece! You and...

So Many Rules Broken

by | July 11, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments

I began fleshing out an article a few days ago about how much I loathe Jesse McCartney, John Mayer, and Josh Groban. Erroneously, I decided not to rant about such problems with today’s society at that given moment. Trust me, my strong execration towards such bleak and...

Happy Independence Day

by | July 4, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments

Everyone takes this very day for granted. If it weren’t for historical events happening years ago on this very day, life, as we know it, would be non-existent. July 4th is not about fireworks and hotdogs and playing volleyball. Today is a day to celebrate our...

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