Doesn’t mean you are smart.

Today was the Norwich High School Graduation. Brother Assface was in it today, celebrating this milestone, turning the tassel to accept his entry into a bold new world. He sat up front, wearing a brighter, more gold tassel than others, dressed in his Y2K compliant...

Wiggity Wiggity Wiggity Wack!

Oh splendid! I’ve been a busy little bayonet lately, and managed to get some free webcomic hosting AND a free domain name to go along with it! You want to check out the comic? Go to… and get this… www.motq.co.nr That’s right. It’s not...

Ambition Impossible

My comic, Masters of the Quad, is now being hosted elsewhere. Currently, and until further notice, it will be contained here. http://www.smackjeeves.com/viewsite.php?url=motq Eventually, I will purchase a domain name. I plan on doing this sort of thing after college,...

‘Bout Time!

According to www.weirdal.com, Al and his band are working on a new album! I’ve got no more information than that, but go ahead and cream your pants anyways. This is bigger and more important than that Jesus guy coming back! I am… let’s just...

Energy Shortage

You are all fairly lucky. The recent electrical problems my entire freakin’ town has been dealing with the past week have caused me to lose interest in my Morrowind Log series. You probably won’t get anymore of those. It’s a damn shame too, because...

Morrowind Log 01

I do not remember much. In fact, I do not remember anything before getting thrown into the belly of this ship. I was a prisoner. A captive. The ironclad guards made that evident. After days of being on the sea, starved and seasick, we arrived to our destination. Or...

Sorrowind

This summer has been bunk. I have been home for almost a month, and all except for the Star Wars Party that I had with the amazing God Quad nearly one month ago, I have not been able to hang out with anybody with the exception of co-workers at work. Thriller, eh? I...

Idiots and Zombies and the Quad

Last night I had the strangest dream. It all started with a bear chasing me down the road, through my neighbor’s lawn, and into my backyard. I stood my ground when I reached Shep, my dog, who was chained to the back deck. He would protect me. He is known for...

Working Hard for the Monkey

The customers who casually shop at the Norwich Save Alot are not human. They are far from. Unless of course, to be human, means to be a complete waste of flesh, fat, and bone, and to emanate such an unpleasant tang that not even a pile of crap could tolerate. These...

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