Subject: The WOBBLY BANANA PHONES in the TEMPLE OF WOMB and Other Business. From: Mr. FENSON, BINARY TOASTER Supervisor To: All Employees of TOASTY BADGER Inc. It has come to my JUICY attention that the TEMPLE OF WOMB has been BOLDLY NIBBLED OFF with WOBBLY BANANA...

Well, I’m bored. So, what’s up everyone? Awww, you want more comic strips? Well, I want upgrades to Jasc Paintshop Pro 9 and Corel Painter 9.  Oh, and eventually, Photoshop CS and Maya 6 would be nice.  While we are at it, I really could use some more...

Captain’s Log; Supplemental: I have engaged to navigation point one and have docked for some debriefing for a few cycles.  My usually assigned sector is inaccessible for the next week, so a rendezvous with the home base is my only available option.  My crewmen have...

Alas!  I have returned!  From what you say? Never you mind!  The great message here is that I am back. I never actually went anywhere.  Yes, I stopped feeding your hunger with tidbits of creativity and rational expression, and yes, you haven’t seen my weekly comic for...

Something marvelous enough for me to be very anxious over quite possibly could be occurring during the next few weeks.  Stay tuned!  It’s enough to vomit glee!  Whoooopeeee! On a lesser note, I have a gallery now at Deviant Art.  I thank my dear friend Nashi for...

Alright, so I did something bad today. Hopefully it will grow back. Until then, I request scalp massages from all of you. I’ve been working on a few big projects lately, including an online gallery, which I will be finished with in a couple of days. Once things...