I developed a blister playing Banjo-Tooie today. You should all be as proud as a freakin’ chime. Thank you. This has been a service announcement by Lynk. Remember, keep religion out of the yard kids.
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by Christopher Lynk | March 30, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Everybody has a reason. Hello children. Let me tidy myself up, and sit down to say something serious. Come, sit on Uncle Lynk’s lap. No? Alright. Grab a mat and sit on...
Fake Grass and Brains
by Christopher Lynk | March 27, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! Today is the day we celebrate Undead Jesus’s rise from the dead. He unearthed himself and wandered the desert in search of brains. He...
And you know it!
by Christopher Lynk | March 25, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I needn’t tell you that I am home now. You should already be aware of this. You may be noticing that a handful of my latest entries have been quite positive. This… is...
Hygiene IS Important
by Christopher Lynk | March 23, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Lynk. He had many friends. Their names were Rybo, Silent Mike, and Mr. Jones. There was also another character involved, and...
Yata Yata Yata Yata!
by Christopher Lynk | March 23, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I am in a fantastic mood lately. I am still very pleased with my weekend Guild Wars Beta event. So far, I have tried running Guild Wars four times, forgetting that I...
World of Guild Wars
by Christopher Lynk | March 21, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
It was definitely a long weekend. I definitely got very little done. I definitely earned enough gold to buy a cape and a guild. I definitely had an awesome weekend. It was...
The War on Guilds
by Christopher Lynk | March 19, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Very few have seen me over the past few days. No, I didn’t run away like good ol’ Mr. Jones. I’ve been playing the beta for Guild Wars. They are hosting a...
Happy St. Patrick’s Day Everyone!
by Christopher Lynk | March 17, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
Top ‘O the Mornin’ to you, you potato picking bastard! Today is the day everybody is Irish. Every single Long Islander, every single Italian, every single college student...
Mystery of the Missing Quadmates
by Christopher Lynk | March 13, 2005 | Darkhive | 0 comments
I went to Norwich for the weekend, claiming I wasn’t feeling well. I suppose I really was not feeling well, but it wasn’t debilitating or anything like that. ...
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